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A list of suspected celebrity vampires

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I am not passing judgement on the rightness, wrongness, or otherwisefulness of being a vampire. This is also not an attempt to dox or harm these individuals. They have very little in common with one another; apart from immortality.
 
  • Pharrell, musician
  • Gerard Piqué, professional footballer
  • Sia, musician
  • Hozier, musician
  • Laurence Fishburne, actor
  • Tom Cruise, actor
  • Davey Havok, vocalist of the rock band AFI
  • Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim and, possibly, the entire Mannerheim Family
  • Conrad Black, former newspaper publisher and fascist
  • Frank Herbert, author of Dune
  • Mahbod Moghadam, founder of Rap Genius
  • Willem Dafoe, The Green Goblin
  • J.Lo, musician
  • Tom Lehrer, mathematician & musical comedian
  • Admiral Sir Benjamin John Key, Royal Navy officer
  • John and Jacqueline Mars, candy magnates
  • Timothée Chalamet, teenage heartthrob
  • Oprah, owner/operator of the OWN Network
  • Crystal Gayle, musician
  • Sylvia Plath, author
  • Keanu Reeves, actor
  • Donovan, mellow yellow
  • Baz Luhrmann, director of films about dying teenagers
 
 
This list is, obviously, very incomplete. For a full list, become a vampire and ask them.