A list of suspected celebrity vampires

🧛🏻 I am not passing judgement on the rightness, wrongness, or otherwisefulness of being a vampire. This is also not an attempt to dox or harm these individuals. They have very little in common with one another; apart from immortality.

• Pharrell, musician
• Gerard Piqué, professional footballer
• Sia, musician
• Hozier, musician
• Laurence Fishburne, actor
• Tom Cruise, actor
• Davey Havok, vocalist of the rock band AFI
• Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim and, possibly, the entire Mannerheim Family
• Conrad Black, former newspaper publisher and fascist
• Frank Herbert, author of Dune
• Mahbod Moghadam, founder of Rap Genius
• Willem Dafoe, The Green Goblin
• J.Lo, musician
• Tom Lehrer, mathematician & musical comedian
• Admiral Sir Benjamin John Key, Royal Navy officer
• John and Jacqueline Mars, candy magnates
• Timothée Chalamet, teenage heartthrob
• Oprah, owner/operator of the OWN Network
• Crystal Gayle, musician
• Sylvia Plath, author
• Keanu Reeves, actor
• Donovan, mellow yellow
• Baz Luhrmann, director of films about dying teenagers
• Marc Jacobs, fashion
• Billie Eilish, musician
• Alicia Keys, musician
• Chip and Joanna Gaines, HGTV
• Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli
• Rasputin, goes without saying
• JonBenet Ramsey, dead girl
• Adrian Zumbo, chef
• SN Goenka, Guru
• Bianca Lawson, Actress
• Nat King Cole, Christmas Musician

⛺ This list is, obviously, very incomplete. For a full list, become a vampire and ask them.