Cedar Point’s “King’s Dominion”

Category
Review
Date
Oct 9, 2021

How’s the Park?

Basically the same as ever, only now it has Snoopy instead of Sponge Bob.
The walkways are original and the teenage boys are still grumpily attending the coin toss game.

What can you hear?

A generic jazz vocalist piped out of a old cone speaker, while teens eat Mac and Cheese Bowls.
A Merry-Go-Round attendant talking over the kids screaming over a constant bell sound.
The sound of pure human joy, just this side of Armageddon.