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A list of suspected celebrity vampires

🧛🏻 I am not passing judgement on the rightness, wrongness, or otherwisefulness of being a vampire. This is also not an attempt to dox or harm these individuals. They have very little in common with one another; apart from immortality.

Pharrell, musician
Gerard Piqué, professional footballer
Sia, musician
Hozier, musician
Laurence Fishburne, actor
Tom Cruise, actor
Davey Havok, vocalist of the rock band AFI
Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim and, possibly, the entire Mannerheim Family
Conrad Black, former newspaper publisher and fascist
Frank Herbert, author of Dune
Mahbod Moghadam, founder of Rap Genius
Willem Dafoe, The Green Goblin
J.Lo, musician
Tom Lehrer, mathematician & musical comedian
Admiral Sir Benjamin John Key, Royal Navy officer
John and Jacqueline Mars, candy magnates
Timothée Chalamet, teenage heartthrob
Oprah, owner/operator of the OWN Network
Crystal Gayle, musician
Sylvia Plath, author
Keanu Reeves, actor
Donovan, mellow yellow
Baz Luhrmann, director of films about dying teenagers
Marc Jacobs, fashion
Billie Eilish, musician
Alicia Keys, musician
Chip and Joanna Gaines, HGTV
Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli
Rasputin, goes without saying
JonBenet Ramsey, dead girl
Adrian Zumbo, chef
SN Goenka, Guru
Bianca Lawson, Actress
Nat King Cole, Christmas Musician